rar babbles: A SMASHING review!!

Today I am here to do a brief review of Super Smash Brothers for Wii U (and 3DS) -- or, Smash 4, as a lot of people have come to call it, since "Super Smash Brothers for Wii U/3DS" is something of, a mouthful.

I finally bought the game -- for Wii U -- two weeks ago, just days before UNDERTALE came out, actually. I'd been wanting it, well, since it was announced, but I didn't have the money to get it for a long while (and to this day still regret deciding to get Hyrule Warriors instead of it...). I was really excited about it because they just kept adding more and more names, and more and more favorites to the roster: Rosalina, Palutena, Bowser Jr, Dark Pit, Lucina.... along with bringing both Roy and Lucas back as DLC!

It's really fun to try out all the different characters, all the new characters, and get a feel for them and some of their new movesets in the game. I spent a few nights after getting it just me against a few computers getting the feel for how Dark Pit played, and thoroughly enjoying myself, along with the concept of "Dark Pit's in desperate need of buffing his Smash skills, but wouldn't be caught dead asking Pit or Palutena for help, so goes to Mario because he's chill and won't tell anyone." (One of my favorite things about Smash is that it creates a universe in which you can imagine cross-universe scenarios like that.... and breeds the idea that all Nintendo characters just, know each other and hang out.)

Smash 4 has a lot of cool new features besides it's large roster, as well!! Team battles are now determined by a glowing outline around your character, instead of their clothes color -- which finally means you can create a team of Mario and Luigi without having to swap their trademark colors, or have an entire team of Links up against one Ganon. Or, as I had fun with the other day, just a team of a bunch of Ness's, here to, kick your butt.

8 player Smash is a lot of fun, too, and now you can really go all out with your team combinations! Or, you know, have you and up-to-7 of your friends play at once without taking turns. Or set yourself up against 7 level 9 computers. Whatever!

some of the Super Bash Sisters

One feature I particularly enjoy is the handicap feature, of all features! It lets you set specific damage to a player. The best way to use this is to set you and your friend(s) at 0% damage, and then all the computers at 300%, and see who can launch the most computers during the span of three minutes!

And, of course, one of the best features of Smash 4 is "Palutena's Guidance", which -- like the codec calls of Brawl -- lets you, as Pit, summon Palutena and more from the Kid Icarus Uprising cast to provide commentary on the fighters on your screen. As a big Kid Icarus Uprising fan, I absolutely love to see this. Listening to Palutena and Viridi and Pit and Dark Pit all talk and joke with each other again was like... coming home. It felt so good to listen to them banter again.

Smash 4 also lets you create custom Mii fighters, which I'm sure everyone knows by now! This article's a year late! Still, you can make a Mii of yourself, your friends, your favorite-fictional-characters-that-are-never-going-to-be-in-Smash, and then set them up as a Gunner, a Brawler, or a Swordsman and give them a combination of different movesets that best match who you think they are, and viola! You can smash with them all you want.

So far, I've only personally made a handful of Kingdom Hearts characters, because, uh,,,, reasons. They all turned out pretty well, in my opinion! It took some getting used to, and I had to really sit down and practice with them before I was 100% comfortable with using them, but my Mii Fighter for Kairi is easily one of my favorite characters to play as in Smash now. She's got a real good moveset.

Of course, making your favorite-fictional-characters-that-are-never-going-to-be-in-Smash into Mii Fighters could lead to something like..... this????

((original audio by prozdvoices on tumblr - here, video by shadowlink4321))

As far as... things I'm disappointed about in Smash 4, well...

I think the selection of stages is a little lackluster, and I'm definitely not paying 20+ bucks to get myself a few new stages to mess around on. Spending 8 dollars on my first real main (Roy) and then Lucas because, uh, Because is about the extent of DLC I'll ever buy for Smash 4, and the fact that you have to pay to have a better selection of stages is kind of... eugh.... Not good.

Every time I play it I find myself missing Melee (my first Smash) for some reason, and I'm not sure why? Brawl never did that to me. Maybe I've just hit the Everything's Discolored By Nostalgia age, but among all the old stages that came back I really miss Fountain of Dreams more than ever, and find myself longing for Melee's bonus points after the end of stage or match. I'd just play Melee to sate the urge, but Melee doesn't have Dark Pit or Lucina or any of the other Cool New Characters I Really Wanna Be, so it's... a dilemma. I'll probably get over it eventually.

Also I'm kind of upset there's no adventure-style mode? Melee had Classic and then Adventure, Brawl had Classic and then the Subspace Emissary, Smash 4 just has... Classic? I understand the sentiments of one of Smash's creators (I forget which...) that didn't want something like Subspace Emissary again because they were mad the cutscenes went up on line. It stinks, but I get it. I just... don't get the complete lack of an Adventure mode at all? It kinda, stinks. Melee's was nothing special. Why not give Smash 4 one like that?

Regardless! Smash 4 is a lot of fun, and I'm glad to have it.

I'll wrap this up with a few of my favorite official promo screenshots from Smash 4...

...largely showcasing Nintendo's long running gag of Peach and Link on a date as Zelda watches angrily in the distance.